Ajs page of random stuff

Apr 21
salixj:


rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.

salixj:

rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks

I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.

Apr 21
nervous-princess:


'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'

I think about this quote pretty often

nervous-princess:

'In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.'

I think about this quote pretty often

Apr 21

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Apr 21

hfourh:

noot-noot-mother-fucker:

Just wait for it.

Noot Noot, everybody. 

OH MY GOD IM CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

Apr 21

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

Apr 20
weiss-kitty:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
no-more-ramen: easy, quick, simple recipes
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards


Bloody hell, need this

weiss-kitty:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

Bloody hell, need this

Apr 18

comic-chick:

probubblemsleuth:

skenergyshot:

fruit-de-la-mer:

this is literally one of my favorite pieces of art ever

this should be a fucking book

they look like they are from gta

Oh my god, subway is Jared before and after haha

Apr 17
katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

Apr 17
heavybucks:

Heavybucks powerbeats giveaway 
So as you see, friend of mine has loads of those in his shop. He gave me 2 boxes as a gift, one to me and one for whoever I want to give it to.
But instead! Why not make a giveaway?!
I will send those sexy powerbeats to a lucky person!
To be apart of this you need to:
follow ME and HIM
like & reblog
I will pay for the shipping worldwide. This will end May 20th 2014. Generator will be used to pick up a random tumblr user (the winner).
Also, if you’re bored and want to make money by testing apps on your phone click here for more info.
Gain followers click here.
Good Luck!

heavybucks:

Heavybucks powerbeats giveaway 

So as you see, friend of mine has loads of those in his shop. He gave me 2 boxes as a gift, one to me and one for whoever I want to give it to.

But instead! Why not make a giveaway?!

I will send those sexy powerbeats to a lucky person!

To be apart of this you need to:

  • follow ME and HIM
  • like & reblog

I will pay for the shipping worldwide. This will end May 20th 2014. Generator will be used to pick up a random tumblr user (the winner).

Also, if you’re bored and want to make money by testing apps on your phone click here for more info.

Gain followers click here.

Good Luck!

Apr 16